This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning, everybody, welcome along. Thursday. Do you know, I keep thinking it's Friday.

I'm seriously, I'm having a complete breakdown because I thought Friday. Wait a minute, we get paid.

Because normally we get paid on a Friday at the end of the month, so, but of course it's Thursday, and I think we've been paid.

I'm assuming we've been paid, all sounds very exciting, but what have we got for you today? Well, we knew yesterday,

and I did drop the hint, didn't I, that I said that the person who writes into us is going

to be competing on strictly. I didn't call it strict, we called it the glitter ball thing,

and lo and behold,

Chris Evans has confirmed that he will compete on it and he's going to be doing it next year.

He's going to be competing for the Glitterball Trophy. I don't know why I think this, but I think

he's got two left feet. I just don't think. I don't remember seeing anywhere Chris dancing. I mean, you know, he might

better do break dancing or something like that, but even that would be. But he's very fit. Yeah,

but see, sometimes fit doesn't work. I just don't see him ballroom dancing. If he does, the wife's

going to be asking questions, you know, and he's going to do it. In fact, I know that he's doing

it because his wife loves strictly so she can go every Saturday and watch.

Unless she knows where he is, I suppose.

But he also managed to get loads.

He was, in fact, he was very clever yesterday, very, very clever, because he managed to get in his new radio program, what sort of the format is, why about the... And all this sort of stuff, and I'm thinking, you know, that's what you call clever.

That's what you call very clever.

The BBC allowing somebody who used to be a BBC artist to plug their latest.

Yes, he still is doing it, but to be allowed to plug his thing coming up.

Everybody else would say, well, no, you can't talk about that.

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