Chris’s 5 Dates for the Price of 1 - #76
Always Open
Barbara Dunkelman
4.6 • 926 Ratings
🗓️ 27 August 2018
⏱️ 65 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to Always Open, number 76. |
| 0:02.6 | If you hear something you would like to see from this episode, |
| 0:05.2 | visit rooster teeth.com. Hello everyone. Welcome to another episode of Always Open on today's show. We're |
| 0:17.6 | going to be doing the In One Word segment. We have a surprise sex education segment of improved my profile and a box of issues of course our boy on this episode. |
| 0:32.0 | You got me Burbert Junkerman as long with some friends. |
| 0:36.6 | Hi I'm Ellie. I'm Chris de Maris. |
| 0:41.4 | Hi and I'm your neighborhood fake Mariel Sulsi. |
| 0:45.0 | Welcome. |
| 0:46.0 | She's our discount Mariel. |
| 0:48.0 | Yes. |
| 0:49.0 | Mariel today wanted me to say a few words as to why she's not here today. |
| 0:52.0 | I read verbatim. |
| 0:54.0 | Mariel is sorry she can't be here but her ass has turned into a faucet and she cannot stop |
| 0:59.3 | puking. She says, what's up, motherfuckers? |
| 1:04.0 | Thank you. It's beautiful. |
| 1:05.0 | It's beautiful. |
| 1:06.0 | Guys, let's have a moment of silence for Merrill. |
| 1:09.0 | All right, so, yeah, Merrill got massive food poisoning yesterday or the day before and she's still not recovering. |
| 1:17.0 | So we're here to do a show in her memory. |
| 1:20.0 | She's not going to die. |
| 1:22.0 | She might. In her her honor in her honor and her honor is different than memory |
| 1:26.1 | well well this comes out in a week we got a lot of time to work it okay you never |
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