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Yeah, this is just like the banter between Chris Pratt and Mark Wahlberg on the Hello app.

The Hallow app is wild to me.

So it is a prayer app where celebrities like Mark Wahlberg, like Chris Pratt is the newest one this week, Gwen Stefani, are basically hawking.

It is a prayer app for Catholics. I knew about Gwen Stefani because I had seen that a while ago. I did not know about Mark

Wahlberg, although that totally tracks. Is he also a celebrity affiliated with this Catholic

prayer app? He's in there. Yeah. He's actually a major investor and partner.

Oh, that makes so much sense.

I was actually watching, for some reason, him on the View on Wednesday morning, which

was Ash Wednesday.

Obviously, he had to book an interview to talk about any random thing just to show off

his ashes.

I went to Catholic school. I have had my fair share of Ash Wednesday ashes smudged on my forehead. Back when I would get it, it would just

be like a little smudge that would be gone, you would get it during Mass and it would be gone by

lunchtime. Mark Wahlberg's ashes look like somebody put grease paint on his

forehead. I think that they're doing the ashes more intense so that notable Catholics can go on TV

and have their faith be this big, large badge on their forehead. I think he booked an interview

to talk about any random thing

just so that he would have an opportunity to show up these ashes. So yeah, not surprising that

Mark Wahlberg is pulling out the big guns to promote the Hallow app. I was curious. So I

created an account, logged in, and it was a pretty long onboarding. They asked me a bunch

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