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🗓️ 21 February 2025
⏱️ 178 minutes
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In this episode, Matt finally gets his revenge on Chris by dragging him deep into the eccentric world of Chris Langan—the self-proclaimed possessor of a 200 IQ and creator of The Cognitive Theoretic Model of the Universe, yet another grand unifying theory of everything. Langan presents himself as an intellectual titan, offering mathematical, social, religious, and philosophical insights so profound that mere mortals can barely grasp them.
Prepare to have the mysteries of the universe, God, anti-God, angels, and demons unveiled. Consciousness, determinism, and free will? All finally explained. But that’s not all—somehow, it all connects to globalist plots, election conspiracies, vaccines, UFOs, and, of course, the devil pulling the strings.
Join us for conservative pundit Michael Knowles’ therapy session with one of his idols-a man who reassures him that he is a very smart boy and that his fundamentalist Christian beliefs are, in fact, completely correct.
If you thought Eric Weinstein was something, imagine him cranked up to 12. That’s Chris Langan...
Also... get ready for Matt's double down on his Aussie food takes.
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0:00.0 | I'm Hello and welcome to Dakota The Gurus, the podcast for an anthropologist and a psychologist. |
0:30.4 | Listen to the greatest science the world has to offer. |
0:33.1 | And as always, we try to understand what they're talking about. |
0:35.6 | I'm Matt Brown. |
0:38.9 | I'm the professor from sun Sun Drenched Queensland in Australia with me is Chris Kavanaugh the |
0:44.2 | anthropologist well-known pale northerner type person you know currently |
0:51.3 | wearing a skivy or a jumper oror or something in cold, cold Japan. |
0:55.6 | Hello, Chris. |
0:56.6 | Hello, I am the Northman. |
0:59.2 | I represent the North and it is cold in Japan today. |
1:03.1 | It's windy, which reminds me of Belfast, which is another windy place. |
1:08.0 | I've been hardened by the elements into the creature that you see before you. And I will |
1:13.7 | say Matt, just to note, it was very, very windy in Tokyo a couple of days ago to the extent that |
1:18.8 | my car was blown sideways when driving by gust of wind, as never happened in my life. And it literally |
1:25.6 | the car was moved. |
1:27.8 | So I was quite shocking, to be honest. |
1:30.1 | I didn't. |
1:30.8 | No, you don't want that. |
1:32.4 | Cars just should never go sideways. |
1:34.2 | The last time I was in a car that went sideways, |
1:36.1 | we were driving through a blizzard somewhere in the Midwest of the United States and on ice. |
1:42.8 | That gave me the hebie-jibis. |
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