Chris Kula,Katie Dippold,Billy Merritt

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.9 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 2 May 2012

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

Hiroshima Orgies - Chris Kula, Billy Merritt, and Katie Dippold are three members of the improv team The Smokes and they are showing their true colors this week on improv4humans! At times, this episode is a crime thriller. At other times it'll teach you about evolution and the public school system. There will be NO lewd magic acts though, so strap in and enjoy! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon .

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0:00.0	Welcome to Improv for Humans with Matt Besser. That's me. This is Improv for Humans. Today
0:09.2	I got three other humans myself. We're going to be improvising off your suggestions given
0:14.0	to me on Twitter at Matt Besser. Go there now and join your suggestions. Other stories
0:22.8	and stuff will inspire some scenes. But let's get into this. I have three members of the
0:28.2	famous Improv group, The Smokes, in the studio today. Billy Merritt. Hello. You know I like to
0:36.1	start off the show by getting a serious answer to a serious question. Absolutely. So people, they're
0:42.9	not serious questions, but I want you, they're silly questions, but answer them seriously. So we get
0:49.1	insight into who you are. Okay. So Billy. Yeah. I'm not sure if you watch Game of Thrones is not
0:56.1	really important, but if you had, if you had a dragon egg windfall, okay, I'll call it, a dragon egg
1:06.4	fell into your possession. You didn't think it was ever going to develop in anything, but it does,
1:12.9	it breaks open, becomes a dragon that I'm pretty much immediately is perching on your shoulder,
1:19.0	gotcha. Your arm not attacking you. Okay. What do you think goes? Okay, first you're in that time
1:26.6	period, the Game of Thrones. I'm already there. I'm already there. What's the first thing that
1:32.6	occurs to you? So it's broken open. It's the next day. It's it's perched on. You're probably a
1:37.4	little scared at him. Yeah. Yeah. But then you're like, oh, it seems to like me. Yeah. So what,
1:42.6	what do you daydream at that moment? What am I back dreaming? Well, what, what does that mean to you?
1:48.4	You know what I mean? What is that? What's the future of you and the dragon? What occurs to you?
1:54.2	What do you see? The first thing is practical. What am I going to feed it? Is it going to breathe
1:58.7	fire into my ear? Is it like one of those kind of drugs? So even if it does like me, it still has
2:03.9	its problems. You got to take care of it. I mean, if you get a dragon and it dies within a week,
2:09.0	what fun is that? Oh my god. And everyone's going to go, they were fucking extinct,
2:13.6	when it's born, you couldn't take care of it. There's a lot of pressure if you're going to get a
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