Hi, I'm Dave Barnes, and I'm John McLaughlin, and welcome to Dadville.

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That was a symbol. So John, I know you just got back from tour. I do, you're good, but don't

worry, don't worry, don't worry, I can feel. I was able to grab all the mail while you were

on my mail. Yeah, well, I mean, Amy and the kids were there the whole time. I think that

might be called a felony, but you just did. That's starting to make a little more sense. But

today's sponsor, Manscaped, did send you the new performance package 4.0. Let's check

it out, Johnny. I love their stuff. It makes the road so much easier. Yeah, let's see,

we have the Longmore 4.0. Love it. You heard that right, the 4.0. That's right. This

was well worth it. Wait, David, I gotta say, we also have the weedwacker ear and nose hair

trimmer. Love it. I don't leave without it. Well, I leave without it, but I don't leave

without using it. Then we got the crop reserve or deodorant. I don't leave without that

on my arms, right? I mean, in my armpits. No, I don't. Although I want to because it smells

so good. The crop reviver toner, the performance boxer breeze. I never perform without

them. And the travel box or that or box. And the travel bag to hold all your good. I

will say it does seem like it's too much. Maybe this is for both of us, maybe? No, I don't

think so. I have my name on it. Also, check this out. Their fourth generation trimmer features

a cutting edge ceramic blade to reduce grooming accidents. We've all had them. We don't want

to have many more thanks to their advanced skin safe technology. See, science works. It

does. It does. Take that all the gym teachers out there. Can you believe that the lawnmower

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