Chris Kelly

This Feels Terrible

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.8 • 634 Ratings

🗓️ 9 May 2013

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

SNL writer and long time friend of Erin McGathy, Chris Kelly, tells tales of trying to speed date and reminisces with Erin of what their time together in high school was like. It's about to get terrible.

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0:00.0	Geico presents, oh, not again, another voicemail from your roommate.
0:04.5	Hey man, so I was in a rush to get to work and I left the back door open.
0:08.3	Could you shut it? I left it wide open.
0:11.2	While you're there, could you also turn off the oven?
0:13.6	And all of the burners.
0:15.2	My mom never let me use the oven.
0:17.5	I wonder why.
0:19.2	The Geico Insurance Agency could help keep your personal property protected, like if it's your
0:24.0	roommate's first time operating an oven.
0:26.1	Visit GEICO.com to see how easy it is to switch and save on renter's insurance.
0:30.8	This feels terrible.
0:34.9	This feels terrible.
0:43.3	I don't know the first thing about the Oh
0:47.3	Hey, slide those earbuds in
0:51.3	You're listening to This Feels Terrible
0:53.3	Uh, the podcast, I'm your host,
0:57.2	Erin McGathi. This is a guest episode. It's, uh, it's been a couple of weeks and we've,
1:03.8	we've, we've taken some time. I wouldn't say that we've taken time off from, uh, the normal
1:10.0	episodes. It's just that our Dates with Dustin series ended up
1:14.3	taking much longer than we had anticipated. We've continued to record. We have a ton of great
1:20.9	this feels terrible guest episodes on their way, including this one. This week on the show, this episode's a little unique.
1:31.1	My guest on the show this week is an old, dear friend of mine. One of my favorite people on the
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