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We have a show to do today.

The whole new acronym thing

Drive me effing band.

Can we call him by his name?

Shell here in bed.

On 985, the Sports Hub.

Let's go.

The... On 985, the Sports Hub. Let's go. All right.

405 in the afternoon here in Boston.

It's Felger-Maz on a gender-free Friday. Felger-Maz, as always brought you by the Draft King Sportsbook. The simulcast brought you by Supercuts Real Smart Hair, where we beam across New England and the country on NBC Sports, Boston, and it being Agenda-Free Friday, that's always brought you by Catches Law. Catches, they specialize in helping those who've been injured, not only from a one-time incident, but from a lifetime of hard work and labor. Does it sound like you, then visit Catcherslaw.com. Before we talk to Gasper, I'll just want to turn the spigot on, turn the faucet on, on Maz, who we get treated to this. You think the Mazgers people is a bit, and it is.

It's a brilliant bit, but it's born out of the truth.

We are now here and sitting in front of another golf major, and all Maz is doing is bitching at the television.

What's your beef this time, Mass?

So again, this is part of the reason when I say the U.S. Open is not the same to me as the British and the Masters. It's because of this. The British and the Masters usually give you great leaderboards. They're risk-reward tournaments. There's shot making. In other words, you are rewarded if you take a risk and execute the shot. And the U.S. Open, it's just about hitting it down the middle and not Fing up. And you know what happens when you do that? You end up with a leaderboard of Lawrence Burns, Spawn, who we only know because he was in the players championship this year and threatened to beat Rory McElroy before he cracked his pants and then he lost. I'd be careful with the we. Most people don't know that. Okay, but golf people would, right? Majority you know who spawned is. Kevin's not even working. Sorry, he's not here. And we just golfed with him. Victor Hodlin. Are you listening, Kevin? Griffin, Stevens, Detree or Dietry or something?

I don't know.

Tell me how many people know even remotely any of the names on that list

other than possibly Victor Hovlin is really the only noticeable.

I only know him because he's choked previous majors, hasn't he?

Yeah.

I don't think he's won one actually, so yes.

But again, it's a bunch of hacks.

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