These guys won't stop touching.

And you can pretty much do it.

Tellur and Maz.

Impuriputuity.

Yep.

The Sports Hub.

Felger and Maz, 985 of SportsUp.

Here in the Town Fair Tire Studio,

Cytocast NBC Sports, Boston, courtesy of presenting the sponsor, Draft Kings. Oh, no. Supercuts. Supercuts. Supercuts is on the TV, and my bad. Supercuts is on TV, and Draft Kings here on the radio end. Apologies. It's time to talk to Chris Gaspers, the Boston Globe. Chris Gaspers brought you by Premier Basement waterproofing. Man, did we get pounded with rain this week?

Are you finding water?

You better check if you haven't.

Called our guy, the guru, Mike Albert, yet.

If you're setting yourself up for disaster.

Who wrote this?

Let me, because I love Mike, and I want to say this the right way.

Look, you know what?

The hell with the copy.

I'll get to it.

We got housed with rain this week. If you got stuck in the tunnels, you know how bad it was. It was more rain than we've had to deal with in days, months. So if you didn't already get your basement waterproof by Mike Abbott and Premier basement waterproofing, get it done. What the hell are you waiting for? Get that French drain, Murray. You don't want your basement to end up looking like the tunnels did on 93 when you're trying to get home the other night. It's better than, it's like they don't even proofread. Anyway, call 844 live dry, 844 live dry or visit premier basement.net. When you call, Mike's daughter, Grace, is who you'll speak too. We actually met her and his sons just the other day. I've heard the ads. Tell her it's, tell her tis the season for it to be, game over for water. Hey, Chris, it's been a minute. How you been? Good. How are you guys doing today? Not too bad. So the story, of course, is I couldn't believe it. Last Thursday, not this yesterday, but a week before, we were doing the Christmas in the city event down the Seaport Hotel in Boston, the big annual event. And, you know, you have this writer for the cheekily named Inside Carolina reporting at the time, like Bill Belichick's really going to end up taking this job as the head coach of the University of North Carolina. I laughed because look, we were on the right side of history. Chris, you and I. Yes, we were. Tom over team, all this. Like, there's no way. Like, it's going to be this kind of sad end for Bill Belichick taking the head coaching job down at North Carolina. Like, it can't get this bad, right?

Well, now it's official.

He does the press conference yesterday, and I found the thing personally, just kind of humiliating.

What did you make of all of this?

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