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Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Chris Farley, Penis Surgery, & the Olympics!

Fly on the Wall with Dana Carvey and David Spade

Dana Carvey, David Spade, & Audacy

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.712.5K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2026

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Dana and David are back—this time confronting the undeniable truth that they may have the worst shoe game in all of comedy. From there, they debate who’s had more emails: Epstein or Dana. Plus, David shares an INSANE Chris Farley story, on-set tales involving Keanu Reeves, and Buzzing Around makes its return. Things heat up fast during the news, so buckle up. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0

I like stories. Oh, look who it is. Hey, man, I'm a witness protection right now, but I'm sorry I created all this shit. What a minute. Nick's having agasms? What? She's having the agasms. Because he's like, well, when you come home to me, you're like a dial tone. Is that why? They said, put a turkey wiener on you and he goes,

0:21.5

no, I want to do it in Turkey. Ah, okay. Oh, well, that doesn't mean. Does that make sense?

0:28.7

That's his wiener.

0:29.4

What is the gombo-com? I try to go fessed sometimes. That's what this is about.

0:35.9

Oh, you're, you're,'re cheerful that shirt my shirt yeah is that

0:40.8

is that what is reading i think so i got a blue one and that's exact same size put it through the dryer

0:47.8

it's twice as big what the fayok you know i got clown last night i went to the comedy store and all the comics, especially the female ones, are like, you have the worst shoe game. It was really embarrassing. They all were like trashing my shoes. Your shoes? Yeah. So they're looking down on your shoes? The worst part is it's true. And they go, and those army pants are from the gap and i was like no they're not

1:11.1

and of course they are because dana had them on and i said they were cool and i went and got them

1:16.4

they're khakis but let me tell you this like i you know our podcasts you're with marcella that's out now

1:23.5

oh yeah the one with marcella yeah i posted the thing of the three of us, and then I saw you guys and I said, it's me, me and the, my, or the vanilla boys, because you guys look like you're in a singing group with your sweats. Oh, me and Marcella. It's kind of yellow and white, the vanilla boys. Oh, we were? Yeah. It's a cool picture. He did a set last night he stayed in town today and so

1:47.9

we went to dinner last night and then i went and got trounced by everyone about my shoes it was

1:54.0

real shoe gate i walked out of there like this i was driving home like this one long did you go on

1:59.3

stage with a little bit of edge to you,

2:01.5

or they ridiculed you, ridiculed you after?

2:06.9

It was, I saw Whitney backstage.

2:09.4

Whitney looks great, by the way.

2:10.4

I saw Whitney.

2:11.4

Why does Whitney not look great?

2:12.9

I know, Whitney is just great.

2:14.4

She looks like a model.

2:16.5

Well, Marcella came with us over there and then i said let's

2:20.5

they'll just let him jump on and and he felt where he didn't want to bump so it was whitney it was

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