Chris Evans (feat. Chris Evans)

Thirst Aid Kit

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News, Sexuality, Health & Fitness, Society & Culture, Entertainment News

4.9 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 11 January 2018

⏱️ 58 minutes

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Summary

That's right, you little thirst buckets. Our season finale is all about Chris Evans — and guess what? We speak to him! We have a nice long chat with the man, the hero, the legend-in-a-smedium-tee, about what it feels like to be an Object of Thirst. Our new bestie for life also talks to us about his next role on Broadway, how long it takes to grow That Beard, and which pop culture icon was the model of masculinity for him as a youngster. Grab a slice of apple pie and plenty of napkins. Read Bim's "Chris Evans' Version Of Masculinity Is What We Want Right Now" Our live show Thirst Aid Kit Live: The Quenchening is sold out, but you can still stream the show live on February 12th, 2018 on the Greene Space's website! Do you need help figuring out your next crush? Drop us a line! Leave us a message at (765) 8-THIRST (765-884-4778) with your name and what kind of crush advice you're looking for, and maybe we'll answer your question in an upcoming Thirst Sommelier. Follow us on Twitter @ThirstAidKit. Bim is @bimadew and Nichole is @tnwhiskeywoman. Find show notes, fanfic, and more on our Tumblr. Share your drabbles with us there or email them to us at thirstaidkit@slate.com. Our music is by Tanya Morgan. For your safety, we recommend that you avoid operating heavy machinery while listening to Thirst Aid Kit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Chris wraps his hand around my
0:02.0	and as he tightens his grip to use it to pull me closer I see his bicep flex
0:10.8	he lowers his head slowly tilt it to the side never taking his eyes off my
0:18.1	is that is that for me he asks I bite my lip and nod wordlessly
0:25.3	he's
0:36.3	hi Nicole hi, boom. Oh my god. I'm so pleased to see you. I'm sorry. No, I'm so giddy already. I'm very
0:44.4	very giddy. I feel like this is in many ways not just because it is in fact our season finale
0:51.4	right yeah it is hella special very special
0:59.0	my love is all I have. Woo yeah. Anyway no no no no all all all jokes aside. Oh my god this week
1:07.7	we are talking about my bay and your bay and the world's bay the jewel and marveled crown
1:15.0	that's right. Oh captain my captain. Captain America himself. Yes. Mr. Chris Evans. Yes come
1:22.2	through Chris we love you Chris. Crush on you Chris. We fancy you Chris. You're such a lovely boy
1:27.2	Chris. We love you Chris. We love you so much Chris. Oh my gosh okay but not only are we talking
1:37.7	about Chris later in the episode we will actually be talking to him. Talking to him like
1:45.9	Chris and more important names he talks back to us. We're not just talking to a poster on a wall.
1:51.2	We picked up the phone and we spoke to Mr. Chris Evans. Mr. Christopher Evans if you will.
1:56.7	If I had to have a drink with a superhero maybe Batman maybe Batman I mean he seems kind of like
2:04.0	he's a real chill guy like he's not going to be an obnoxious drunk. That was actual Chris Evans
2:10.8	actual fucking voice. Real love voice like deep and in our ears as much as it can be okay.
2:21.4	Woo we talked to him because we wanted to know what it's like to be thirsted after to have
2:26.0	thousands and millions of people crushing on you. Yeah. To be a real live fucking heartthrob. Yeah
2:32.6	like an actual dreamboat like made flesh. We wanted to kind of just figure out if he walks around with
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