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Tom Barnard Podcast

News, Comedy

4.6 • 637 Ratings

🗓️ 21 December 2017

⏱️ 49 minutes

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What do you do when your left foot isn't better than the right one? You get it cut off. It sucks, but it's not the worst thing in the world with the right attitude.

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0:00.0	Tom Bernard show with parking.
0:02.5	Alex where Bernard Brasman.
0:04.3	Mike Belina.
0:05.2	Andy Brandt Bernard.
0:07.1	Mike Bryant.
0:09.2	Chris Egger.
0:09.9	Our special guest, Chris Eggers.
0:12.0	And Michael Bryant talking over everybody else's intro.
0:14.0	Way to go, Mike.
0:14.6	I was talking about parking, which is always a big issue here.
0:17.5	I found a place right in front today.
0:19.7	Well, hey, if you can park in handicap parking, it's probably better, right?
0:22.9	Is there even a handicap?
0:24.0	There's so much handicapped parking here.
0:26.0	So you're good to go.
0:27.5	Yeah, there's a ton of handicapped.
0:28.8	There used to only be two spots, and now there's like eight.
0:31.1	It's like a block away, though, and on one of those things.
0:34.3	I felt like I was running a mile. That's still pretty good for this area.
0:38.0	I would say. Usually it's at least a block and a half, two blocks. I pulled up to the building
0:44.0	and someone was leaving right in front. Oh, God. It was magical. We'll be right back, Tom Bernard.
0:50.5	Due to the billions of marketing dollars spent by Walzer Automotive on Tom Bernard podcast, you hopefully know that Walzer sells cars.
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