Chris Distefano Rips into KB And The Yak Crew
KFC Radio
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 17.3K Ratings
🗓️ 31 March 2022
⏱️ 126 minutes
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Summary
Chris Distefano joins us as third chair today, and he comes in HOT - f*** KB and Nick, but mostly KB - Chris Distefano's take on Will Smith Slapping Chris Rock (from the POV of a comedian) - Logan Paul is cool - TT Jerry stories from jail including cutting a man's d*ck off with a can top - What is waterboarding? What are Sui Pods? - Chris' story of the wildest thing to happen to him in comedy - AITA -Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Intro 1:30 - Chrissy D comes in / F*** KB 15:56 - Distefano's take on Will Smith slapping Chris Rock 43:21 - Paul brothers/ TT Jerry 54:48 - waterboarding/ sui pods 1:19:36 - most wild thing to happen to Chris in comedy 1:26:19 - AITA 1:38:51 - Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Schick: Get 20% off men’s individual items on https://barstool.link/SchickBSS with code BARSTOOL Ikon Pass: Score the best prices on winter 22/23 and get all the early season goods at https://barstool.link/IkonpassBSS Sling: Go to https://barstool.link/barstoolsling to sign up now and try it free
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:06.6 | Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon music. |
| 0:09.8 | 50 minutes I was on stage with 10 minutes max of material. |
| 0:14.9 | Two years in 50 minutes, I asked, I want to, I genuinely heart-belief. |
| 0:18.3 | I asked all 400 people where they were from and who had a birthday. |
| 0:41.5 | It's another edition of KFC Radio on the barstool sports network. |
| 0:44.7 | This is it. This is the final day of the chic blade bet. |
| 0:49.5 | As we record this, I've got like a thousand person lead, thousand subscriber lead. |
| 0:55.0 | Vital Burke still has tonight to pull a rabbit out of his ass if he wants to. |
| 0:59.6 | My beard's on the line. |
| 1:00.9 | His body hair is on the line. |
| 1:03.2 | Either way, one of us will be using one of these chic razors, either the stubble eraser or the hydro sensitive |
| 1:11.5 | or the extra sensitive or the bamboo handle along with the for those who care about the environment like me. |
| 1:18.0 | This is the three blade. |
| 1:19.3 | There's a four blade. |
| 1:20.4 | There's a five blade. |
| 1:21.9 | I was saying, I don't think I have shaved since the invention of the five blades. |
| 1:26.2 | That makes sense. |
| 1:26.9 | I think four was where I tapped out. |
| 1:29.4 | I remember there was do is jokes like SNL and maybe like other skit shows where they were joking about |
| 1:34.9 | how many like how many blades can we get. |
| 1:36.5 | And I think mad TV. |
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