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Chris Distefano on Edibles w/ Doug Benson - Best and Last Year of Radio

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🗓️ 5 November 2025

⏱️ 149 minutes

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Summary

Chris Distefano breaks down the infamous edibles incident with Opie at the New York Islanders game. Also in studio Doug Benson and Vic Henley 4/4

Transcript

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0:00.0

Opie is here, and his show starts now. Uh-oh. Yeah. Uh-oh. That's not good. Hey, you can't hear you at all. Right? Yeah, you're in a cave. Yeah, we're in a cave. Forget it. Little Timmy's trapped in a whale, fine, Lassie. The almond brothers. That's a hell the way to start. What is it? all a l l it may it's not it's not

0:24.3

almond now but you know it's not like the nut before they went uh almond brothers one of their

0:29.2

early names was the almond joys that really shit they played off your horrible joke you just

0:34.3

well yeah they did the first well you know well you know me with my music it wasn't't a joke. It was an honest question. I knew that. I like, you know. It was, I have a, I know a guy named Altman. It's Alman, A-L-L-M-A-N. That's the Alman brothers. Allman. Robert Altman is the famous director. Okay. And Russell Altman is my accountant. There you go. It all comes together.

0:54.7

Yeah.

0:55.2

As Erock madly screams to Zamboni the board somehow, he's trying to make the word.

0:59.5

You guys are doing a great job filling in for Opie.

1:01.5

Thank you.

1:05.8

Alman, Altman, almond.

1:08.5

Keep going, Beck.

1:11.5

I've already exhausted.

1:12.4

Doug Bison just called me out on exhausting this whole train of thought. That's it. Oh, you got to just plug that thing in? Yeah, that main thing. Oh, all right. I did not plug that? You went like this crazy? Somebody yanked the distributor cap off the main board there. No one of your call on.

1:26.4

Oh, he's going to be up and running in no time.

1:30.4

There we are. How dare you say I unplug that? There's only one person here. I didn't unplug that. Oh, my God. Is the last show? Did they try to prank you by unplugging it as they left? A little sabotage. Sabotage.

1:44.5

Listen all, y'all.

1:45.5

All right.

1:45.9

Thank you, E. Rock, for fixing the whole radio show.

1:49.5

The Allman Brothers here.

1:50.8

Oh, he was going fine without you, O.P.

1:53.0

It was a really hot three minutes.

1:56.7

It was a terrific discussion.

1:58.2

Words that start with A.

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