Chris D’Elia on Meeting Eminem with Poop Hands, Double P*netration Rights & More
No Jumper
No Jumper
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🗓️ 27 February 2024
⏱️ 117 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sometimes running a business can feel like cycling uphill, with square wheels! |
| 0:07.0 | But zero online accounting software can help predict the future cash flow of your business. |
| 0:15.0 | So you can stay one step ahead. |
| 0:18.0 | Soon it'll feel more like free-wheeling downhill. |
| 0:20.0 | Wuho! |
| 0:21.0 | On a tandem! |
| 0:22.0 | Alright, mate! On a tandem! |
| 0:23.0 | With a masseur on the back! |
| 0:25.0 | Oh, that's nice. |
| 0:26.0 | Search Zero with an ex, because healthy business is beautiful business. |
| 0:30.0 | Listening to a podcast, eh? |
| 0:32.0 | Taking a break from the outside world and spending some time alone |
| 0:36.0 | Well there's none of that in a celebrity big brother house |
| 0:39.0 | No take a break from the outside world because there is no outside world and no spending time alone |
| 0:45.6 | because the cameras are always rolling. |
| 0:48.1 | Celebrities living together for three weeks under one roof. |
| 0:52.0 | There's one place they can't hide. Celebrity Big Brother, |
| 0:56.4 | live 4th of Martian I TV1 and I TVX. |
| 1:00.3 | So, okay, you want to know what happened to me in Puerto Rico? Okay. |
| 1:04.0 | We stay at this hotel and we start to slowly realize that like a huge percentage of the people who are like hanging out by the pool and stuff, do not stay at the hotel. They're paying like a fee to be able to use the premises, but they live in the area and they're mostly people who work in tech and software and whatnot and they chose at some point primarily during the pandemic to move out there |
| 1:26.4 | to basically save money on their taxes slash create this like environment for their kids to be free |
| 1:32.0 | and to be able to play with all these other kids and everything like that and once we start talking to people they're basically trying to like convert us into moving to Puerto Rico. |
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