I had phone posits, like, when they first came out, and I was, like, 13.

And I remember this 16-year-old just pulled up on me and it was like, hey, but my feet were too small.

Like, he really, what size is you?

And I was like, eight?

And he was like, what the fuck?

Question mark? Yeah, like, eight. And he was like, what the fuck? Question mark?

Yeah, like, it wasn't like, first time.

And then I think at that point, I was like, oh, I guess he liked my shoes.

And then I was like, no, no, no, no.

Yeah, I went through the same thing.

I was like, oh, I guess he liked my shoes.

But I was too young. And the dude kind of moved on. And I told my uncle later, he's like, nah, man, tell him you wear two different sizes.

Tell him like 11 and a half on one, 13 on the other.

I'm a fucking freak, dog.

Yeah.

Tell them that you guys shit all over your toenails.

Oh, yeah.

I dip my feet in shit, bro.

I don't know if you want these pairs. My athlete's foot goes crazy in the summer. Bro, real?

Don't even look at them.

You'll get athletes.

I stinky.

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