Chris Brown
Lil Stinkers
Mike Rainey
4.8 • 576 Ratings
🗓️ 4 June 2025
⏱️ 66 minutes
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Summary
Christopher Maurice Brown first popped in 2005 at age 15, then popped Rihanna in 2009 at age 19. Imagine how good of a dancer you have to be to get away with that. He also had a slew of other violent fiascos over the last 15 years. Not to mention he had a multi episode character arc on the final season of The O.C.!
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| 0:00.0 | There's so much fucked up shit to get into. Well Snickers |
| 0:22.0 | Welcome back to Little Snickers baby |
| 0:26.1 | I'm Michael fucking Rainey here with my homeboy Cat Angelah |
| 0:28.8 | What up to be? |
| 0:29.7 | Jacob from Matera |
| 0:30.8 | Ping Ding |
| 0:31.4 | And in an empty producer chair |
| 0:33.4 | Jeff Simmons was on the ill-fated Mexican Navy ship |
| 0:37.4 | That um He uh Jeff Simmons was on the ill-fated Mexican Navy ship that he |
| 0:41.3 | uh |
| 0:42.8 | uh, how much said he said he was actually, he was actually on the bridge. |
| 0:59.2 | And then when the first mass made contact, it kind of Mr. Bean him, Mr. Magood him over. |
| 1:06.0 | He got hooked into another guy's harness. |
| 1:08.7 | They briefly kissed. |
| 1:10.0 | Yeah. |
| 1:10.2 | And then they were hanging in a dangling 69 position, very embarrassing. |
| 1:14.5 | And then Jeff ended up taking his own life out of embarrassment. |
| 1:17.2 | Yeah. |
| 1:17.6 | And it seems as though he was pissing off the bridge. |
| 1:20.3 | And he accidentally, his stream hit the sale, which started the initial rigamarole. |
| 1:26.2 | That cut the power out. That's what shorted the power. The bullfrock got the power.amarole. That cut the power out. |
| 2:03.1 | That's what shorted the power. The bullfrog cut the power. It did. Whoa. Yeah, he was. Wet and juicy. So you're hearing this right. Wet and Juicy, Jeff bullfrogged the Mexican naval ships power out. Yeah. Yeah. They thought it was, they thought it was somebody from the Coast Guard up there because like bullfrogging is they usually stand out on the dingy It's a technique yeah And they can tell you like which way the currents are going And rip tides and you know I don't want to confuse you all with nautical stuff No you know we're all that Ahoy hooy hoi hoi but yeah Jeff he uh a lot of miscommunication and Jeff indirectly caused the catastrophe and ended up, uh, causing his own demise. |
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