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We're back with another edition of the Federalist Radio Hour. I'm Emily Dishinsky

Culture Editor here at the Federalist. As always, you can email the show at radioatthefederalist.com.

Follow us on Twitter at FDRLST. Make sure to subscribe wherever you download your podcasts as well.

Today I'm joined once again by my colleague, Christopher Bedford,

Senior Editor at the Federalist, who I need to congratulate on his recent engagement to a good friend.

Thank you. The one in Only Sarah Westwood, Bedford, you celebrated a notion city.

Well, there's no class here. No, no more American, no more romantic place in this world.

There's a notion shitty, Maryland. So fun story for listeners.

Chris was wise enough to gather some friends at a bar after the proposal.

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