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How Did This Get Made?

Chopping Mall LIVE! w/ Mary Holland (HDTGM Matinee)

How Did This Get Made?

Earwolf

Film Reviews, Comedy, Tv & Film, So Bad They’re Good, Bad Films, Bad Movies, Comedy Movies, Movies, Movie Reviews, Film

4.823.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 October 2025

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Mary Holland (Ghosts, Happiest Season) joins Paul, June, and Jason to discuss the 1986 sci-fi horror film Chopping Mall. LIVE from Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles, they talk about the slow-moving robots protecting the house of almonds, janitor bullies, the “furniture storgy,” and so much more. (Ep. #167 Originally Released 07/21/2017)

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0:00.0

A movie that proves the age-old adage, don't fuck in your dad's furniture store, or you'll be killed by robots.

0:08.6

We saw chopping malls, so you know what that means.

0:15.7

Remed!

0:18.6

How did Swastonaga Grove, baby in his belly belly rock a ron stone vest while whipping just into Kelly

0:23.6

Or maybe see a burles show with Nick Crow and take a boat with speed to hitting cruise control

0:28.6

J-man big Paul in the beautiful June gonna take you from the goob all the way to the room ran the games and street fire that helped to blow off steam. Just a sucker, plush the odd life of Timothy Green. Shark needle, the bird demic, how we stand a lot. They call it in the badass and he's on the line. Cranking 88 minutes cause they cool as ice. Cause a bad Jim Barney looking kind and nice. Paul and June getting literal. Jason is getting laid. June is making sure all the

0:54.8

monkey shots getting paid. They're judged a bunch of movies while they're making the grade.

0:58.6

Here's a real question for you. How did this get made?

1:02.2

Hello people of Earth. And hello people of Largo! We are live once again at Largo, our L.A. home, and we have a great show for you tonight.

1:19.6

The film is Chopping Mall, and this has been on our agenda for a very long time.

1:25.6

Thank you Amazon Prime for making it available

1:29.0

for all of us to see.

1:32.0

Let's get this show started.

1:33.5

Let me introduce you to Jason Manzukas. What's up, jerks?

1:52.1

Welcome, Jason.

1:53.6

How are you, Paul?

1:54.4

Very good.

1:55.1

I told you this backstage, but so excited.

1:58.9

A peek behind the curtain.

1:59.5

Yeah, a little bit.

2:00.5

Just a glimpse, a glimpse. Just a glimpse behind the curtain. Yeah, a little bit. Just a glimpse. A glimpse.

2:01.8

Just a glimpse behind the curtain.

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