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Never go hunting with a chaney, especially with a name like Dick.

Oh, my dad was dropping me off in Wilmington, Delaware, and I saw a well-dressed Elton John

praising Donald Trump.

I'm getting out of the car at the light and I turned to my dad. My dad looked at me. He said,

Joey and simple. Helpen John loves the Donald.

That story about Springfield, Ohio really quacked me up.

Howie, veteran of the combat zone?

No way, absolutely no way but with a black eye and a 42 inch belt size hand size and a

Budwise a tumor I would have to say you're a veteran of J.J.

Follies.

A Lala Harris is no economic plan to cut down the demand for me to

to, of course, turn over your cats and your dogs. They're good eat.

Howie, do you think maybe Monkel Williams might call in and do a promo for Kamala?

Or is that something we shouldn't talk about?

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