Chopped Chumps - 9.4.25

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🗓️ 4 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Really committed liberals should be going to D.C. right now to be voluntarily murdered to prove that Trump can't control crime. So there. Unfortunately, really committed liberals are all fighting in Ukraine right now.
0:40.0	Virginia voters really need to remind Tim Cain, he was elected to secure our right.
0:46.6	Flush that turd already.
0:49.4	I know how to find out who anonymously signed the petitions against JFK Jr.
0:55.8	Just check the last week's email on what they did at work.
1:02.1	There will only be one thing on it.
1:04.2	They will say, I signed a petition against JFK Jr.
1:08.6	to be fired anonymously.
1:11.0	Never forget a certain double vaccinated booster person got COVID multiple times.
1:18.3	The drug boat.
1:23.2	We won't be making another run.
1:27.4	The drug boat.
1:29.5	Who knew that Teddy Kennedy had visited Chicago more than 90 times?
1:37.0	Hey, Howie, I just learned the meeting of Waiyawatha without shame.
1:43.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:45.8	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:47.6	You chump.
1:49.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:54.5	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:58.9	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
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