Chopped Chumps - 9.3.25

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🗓️ 3 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242. Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Of course J.B. Pritzker can't live in fantasy land.
0:30.0	His primary residence is in Candyland.
0:34.7	Well, they've released the missing minute of Jeffrey Epstein's prison cell video.
0:42.3	And I tell you what, man, is there anything AI can't do?
0:47.3	The Gadsden flag says, don't tread on me.
0:51.3	The Massachusetts state flag should say, don't kill the job.
0:56.2	Howie, I got a good idea for a new state flag. A picture of Mara Healy outside one of her
1:01.6	flop houses, like the Holiday Inn. J.B. Prisker's so fat, that when he sweats, he sweats gravy.
1:08.7	Remember, New Yorkers, a vote for Mamdani is a vote for someone else's chicken in your pot and a bench press in every garage.
1:17.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:20.3	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:22.0	You chump.
1:23.4	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:29.0	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
1:33.3	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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