Chopped Chumps - 9.26.25

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🗓️ 26 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.7	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
0:13.3	Thank you. First they fired Comey's lame-brained daughter, then finally indicted the tall drink of water.
0:31.6	If the charge is stick on this popp his dick, I'd be the first one to lead him off the slaughter.
0:38.3	Hey, I got to do Comey's tongue twister.
0:41.2	He sells, she sells down by the C block.
0:44.7	Stay that five times fast.
0:46.9	Sunny day, sweeping the clouds away.
0:51.3	Oh, Jim Comey got inside it today. Can you tell me how sweet it is?
0:58.0	Now he's feeling the heat. Yeah, yeah, he's feeling the heat. How sweet.
1:04.0	I just got back from the beach and I saw these seashells and they were spelled out 86 James Comey.
1:13.6	So I took a picture.
1:15.3	How dare Trump weaponize the Justice Department to go after the people that weaponized
1:23.0	the Justice Department. This is highly unusual for Democrats to be on the short end of the legal
1:29.5	stick.
1:30.9	For the James Comey trial, how many potential jurors need to be in the pool, 86 or 47?
1:38.2	Hey, Howie, was that woman's name is Fang Fang or Slam Bang?
1:44.2	That was your last chump line message.
1:47.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:48.7	You chump.
1:50.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
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