Chopped Chumps - 9.26.23

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🗓️ 26 September 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Here are some Chumps that didn't quiet make it. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
0:03.0	Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:24.0	Hey, fellow Canadians! Join me in welcoming our special guest of Parliament!
0:28.5	Sieg Huzz!
0:30.5	I heard the breaking news, Brandon didn't fall.
0:34.5	Did he poop his pants today, though?
0:36.5	Joe Biden, my daddy used to sell hussin' buggies.
0:40.5	They were the electric car of the time!
0:42.5	No joke!
0:44.5	When I heard Pierre Doudot, as welcome to not see Parliament, I wondered why he would host my President Hump.
0:53.5	But then I heard it with just some uranium guy, and Hump got Yarrow's bird.
0:59.5	Not like a pretty cheesy name to me. No joke!
1:03.5	So Trump's hating ambassador Yovanna Bitch met with Hunter's charisma.
1:08.5	I bet she had deep pockets in her bra.
1:11.5	So Cory Booker wants Bob and Inza to resign.
1:14.5	Could this be another Spartacist moment?
1:17.5	No matter how many guests the President has, Dr. Jill Biden is not going anywhere.
1:22.5	She's LL Cool Joe's around the late girl.
1:25.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.5	Thank you for calling Howie Car!
1:30.5	You chump!
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