Chopped Chumps - 9.24.25

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🗓️ 24 September 2025

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
0:32.6	Thank you. Maybe Kibbitt's nut can put up toll booths in front of John Fish's many residences, and the mansions owned by corrupt Democrat hacks on Martha's vineyards.
0:37.6	Apparently, what this country needs is more common-sense bullet-engraving laws.
0:43.9	The Dallas shooter, fat drunk and transitioning, is no way to go through life, son.
0:50.8	The envelope, please.
0:52.2	And the winner of this week's Dush of the Week award goes to Jimmy Kimmel.
0:58.0	Ha!
0:59.0	For the 15th straight week running, this guy cannot lose.
1:03.0	What a douche.
1:05.0	Monica Tibbet Nuts just announced she's in charge of all bridge building in the state of mass.
1:11.7	Anyone who helped overturn the corrupt service plaza contract should expect a Massachusetts
1:17.1	Department of Revenue Audit.
1:19.2	It seems that the UN has escalated tensions between the USA and itself.
1:25.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:28.3	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:30.0	You chump.
1:31.4	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:37.0	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:41.4	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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