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And now the 64 million dollar question posed by the President of the United States.

Who's next?

Wob says we can't take another four years.

Camilla says we have to be unburdened by the past.

I'm taking both of their advice and vote for Trump.

Remaining staffers for Mark Robinson are apparently trying to secure some of the bottles of lube

that P. Diddy isn't currently using.

Attention, Joe Biden to the men's room for customer assistance.

Joe Biden to the men's room for customer assistance.

Thank you.

Hey howie, remember that wise guy who said the FBI put a listening device up his

backside? I hope you don't have those transcripts in your book.

Welcome to the Oprah show where Oprah has just announced her endorsement of Harris for president.

Now members of the audience have all been given a box, open that box up and you know what?

You get new taxes, you get more taxes, you get more taxes, you get new taxes.

Thank you.

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