Chopped Chumps - 9.22.25

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🗓️ 22 September 2025

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:28.3	Thank you. Maybe Jimmy Kimmel can learn the code.
0:33.2	Does the Washington Post believe Charlie Kurt wasn't worthy of a state funeral?
0:37.8	Because while he was religious, he was not an obscure religious scholar.
0:42.8	Hey, Howie, maybe they could find Chloe hypnotize her and get the real truth.
0:45.4	She'd be a better witness than the old peace.
0:49.5	I think the equinox may cause climate change.
0:51.0	Happy autumn.
0:53.7	Jimmy Kimmel is making a comeback.
0:55.7	Kind of like Kamala Harris.
0:58.6	Well, Jim Kimball's coming back on Tuesday.
1:02.0	Do you think his ratings will get a dead cat bounce?
1:06.8	When asked about being fired by the Gaza Flotilla Leadership Board,
1:10.1	the scam artist formerly known as Miss Blah, blah, blah,
1:12.1	said, how dare you?
1:14.6	Jimmy Kimmel's returning Tuesday.
1:18.1	You think they turn them into a eunuch?
1:20.9	Oh, wait, he already was one.
1:24.6	That was your last chump line message.
1:26.3	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
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