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I have good news and I have bad news.

First, the bad news.

You won't be president next year and maybe in reality you never have

been. The good news is though if Harris wins you won't be known as the worst

president in the US history. If Kamala Harris worked in McDonald's, isn't there just one person there who

remember something unusual about her?

Okay.

Hey Howie, I was thinking if Joe did such a good job as a president and everything is so great,

then why is Harris promising to fix everything on day one?

Hey Roscoe, look for a box arriving from Barkie's Bakery.

Don't let that bumbling owner of yours near it.

Inside you'll find a dog friendly file to get you out of that dog house.

Ain't no rest for the workers. Our money doesn't grow on trees.

We need jobs to work. We got bills to pay vote for Donald Trump please chump line on a worder. You want to say anything in the holly. You can see the recording it.

All right, I guess what I'm in it's in the same time. Thanks a lot.

Bye.

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