Chopped Chumps - 9.18.25

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🗓️ 18 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. Thank you. I'm Yo, Jimmy Kimmel, at least takers got testicles to tan.
0:34.2	You tip.
0:35.3	So John Kerry went to Provincetown Preparatory School, where their model was, we never, ever leave our brothers behind.
0:43.6	Hey, Howie, what's Jimmy's plans?
0:47.5	What's he going to sue the audience and force them to listen to his ass?
0:52.1	Oh, Jimmy, you're unfunny.
0:55.6	What do you mean I'm unfunny?
0:57.9	Huh?
0:58.4	What's that supposed to mean?
0:59.8	Unfunny like a clown?
1:01.8	We told 100 people and ask them what they want to do on a Wednesday night.
1:07.5	Survey test?
1:09.2	Not watch Jimmy Kimmel.
1:11.0	Number one answer. Number one in. Hey, Jimmy Kimmel. Number one answer.
1:12.1	Number one in.
1:13.1	Hey, Jimmy Kimmel, maybe you can go back and start doing the man show again.
1:18.7	Oh, sorry, forgot.
1:19.9	You quit being a man years ago.
1:22.8	That was your last chump line message.
1:25.5	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:27.2	You chump. Global unrest is you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.
1:28.9	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
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