Chopped Chumps - 9.17.25

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🗓️ 17 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. Thank you. I'm Nothing says touching like messages from a pussle-haired little murderer.
0:35.4	Huh, Matt Gutman?
0:36.9	I wear my mom's dresses at night.
0:41.5	It's ma'am.
0:43.5	Howie, during COVID, I think the Democrats got a different shot of LSD, left stupid disease.
0:53.5	Tyler Robinson, he was getting twiggy with it. Tyler Robinson.
0:55.1	He was getting twiggy with it.
0:57.8	The Massachusetts Teachers Association has made George Orwell's 1984 standard reading for all teachers,
1:06.1	not as a literary lesson, but as a game playbook.
1:10.7	Hey Howard, you should see the table at Trump's second state dinner in Windsor, England.
1:17.3	There are so many tuxedos that's hard to count.
1:20.8	I'd rather see Chris Christie on one side and J.D. Pritzker on the other one and race down and see if they could eat all plates.
1:30.1	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car. You chump.
1:36.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:42.8	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:44.5	Go to readywise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.

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