Chopped Chumps - 9.16.25

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🗓️ 16 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. I get myself an FBI document over here to sign, please?
0:35.6	I don't care how bad Biden is struggling.
0:40.9	His presidential library wouldn't fill a bookmobile.
0:45.9	Howie, yesterday you made mention of an upscale produce farm, and I'm thinking,
0:51.1	really?
0:52.1	Is there such a thing as an upscale do-it-yourself car wash as well?
0:56.4	The Georgia Court of Appeals proved that they are masters of understatement when they said that
1:02.1	Fannie Willis has an appearance of impropriety, but they stopped short of saying she's definitely
1:08.5	guilty.
1:09.7	Me, thinketh that Cory Booker
1:12.4	Dost protested. Way too much.
1:15.9	So that crazy settler...
1:18.1	What's her name?
1:20.4	There's females can't through pulp?
1:22.4	So is she admitting that there's, uh...
1:24.8	between men and female when it comes to physical gate building.
1:29.8	Apocryst.
1:31.1	What's her name now?
1:33.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:35.7	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:37.4	You chump.
1:39.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
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