Chopped Chumps - 9.15.25

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🗓️ 15 September 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with, because there aren't on J.B. Pritzker ate them all.
0:36.5	Governor Hokel announced he is endorsing Madami for the next mayor of New York.
0:40.8	In related news, Moe announced that he's endorsing Shemp for the next three studios movie.
0:46.8	Stephen Colberg gave a speech at the Emmys last night about being silent.
0:52.5	In the immortal words of John Curry?
0:55.0	What if it were?
0:57.0	What if it were?
0:59.0	I did not say we should put Charlie Kirk in the crosshairs.
1:03.0	I did not even say we should put him in a bull's eye.
1:08.0	All I said was that he is on the enemy's list.
1:12.3	Mamas don't let your babies grow up to be trannies. Teach them to be normal as much as you can.
1:19.5	Teach the boys how to be a real man. That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling
1:27.3	Howie Carr. You chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:28.2	You chump.
1:29.8	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:34.1	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:36.5	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:38.1	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code Howey 10 to get 10% off your next purchase.

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