Chopped Chumps - 9.12.25

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🗓️ 12 September 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Charlie Kurt's assassin has been placed into custody.
0:32.1	His girlfriend could not be reached for common.
0:34.7	And here's to you, Mr. Robinson. Satan loves you more than you will know.
0:41.3	Whoa, whoa, whoa.
0:43.3	Remember when Michelle Obama said, when they go low, we go high, I'm still awake for that too.
0:49.3	The lunatic left and Trump deranged commit the political violence that conservatives and independence are unwilling to commit.
0:58.5	Schumer's comments on Charlie Kirk's assassination. We're very much like his barbecuing, raw and sickening.
1:05.6	I think that guy who shot the cop in the arm yesterday, I think he was just celebrating Michelle Wu's
1:13.0	victory over crowd.
1:14.1	Lawrence Liberal, you are up in the 14th annual English teacher spelling bee.
1:19.6	Your word is bigot.
1:22.6	Okay, I got that.
1:24.6	Bigot, bigot, bigot, bigot, Biggie, Biggett. B-I-G-O-T rhymes with spigot.
1:32.2	Oh, so close.
1:36.8	That was your last chump line message.
1:39.7	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:41.5	You chump.
1:42.9	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, Perfect perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:48.5	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:52.9	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.
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