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The deals are endless. Joe Biden said when he put the Trump hat on he felt his dementia go away.

Come on man, listen, Bow.

Maybe I'm going to take off this trump hat or at least, at least turn it around so when I sniffer

hair it doesn't, the pill doesn't hit her in the, you know, the head.

Don Kirby placed an emergency call to Hillary Clinton,

seeing if she could inject his email outbox with some leftover bleach bit.

Eagle, duck, duck, cat,

cat, goose.

Is there any truth to the rumor that the next rally that

gets held in Springfield, Ohio, Barack Obama is going to be giving cooking lessons,

just wondering.

No soldiers and nations coming.

They've left us on our own.

This summer I hear, quacking dead ducks in Ohio. Ohio.

The Harris campaign have named their preferred moderator for the next debate.

James Taylor.

That was your last jump line message.

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