Chopped Chumps - 9.1.23

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Howie Carr

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🗓️ 1 September 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Summary

Unlike some politicians these Chopped Chumps will not freeze up on you. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:13.0	Time for a couple more shows!
0:25.0	That's coming up more hailey activated 300 national god truths to manage Bellhop that the hotels with the illegal migrants are staying.
0:33.0	What a disgrace...
0:35.0	What's up with the Karinja on Pierre's copper eyeshadow?
0:40.0	Did you get a good deal on the gallon joke of it?
0:44.0	Liar liar, a dull diaper on fire.
0:48.0	I shot the hairline, but I will not shoot the archery.
0:54.0	No, no.
0:55.0	After the unexpected shooting of White Sox Park in Chicago, the real question is,
1:00.0	how many firearms can Chris Prisbee cream tuck under his stomach fat?
1:04.0	My good friend, Mitch McDonald, froze up in July in August.
1:10.0	So now I call him, do his t-shirt and t-shirt, a custom.
1:15.0	The mayor brought in a shirt, all residents.
1:18.0	There'll be no illegals attending school this year.
1:22.0	There'll be no American attending school either.
1:25.0	That's another story.
1:28.0	That was your last jump line message.
1:31.0	Thank you for calling how we car.
1:33.0	You jump.
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