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cannibals while eating Joe's Uncle Bossie. Nowie, if Ted Kennedy had been just a little bit more to the right, he would have stayed on the bridge at Chappiquitic that night.

Remember the Chinese spy balloons surveilling our country? I'd swear I saw those new San Diego Pandas as floating in the maces

Thanksgiving parade. Kamala Harris does a thing or two about service. The last

Camila interview I saw, she shared her turkey-basting recipe.

For her next interview at the end of the month, she'll be serving word salad.

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Lally, lally, you done droning here.

Come on down to lally for some proctor here.

You don't need me or Auntie Bevel me for Morrissey.

If you don't know if you're voting for me or for Trump, then you ain't Black, or Indian,

or Jamaican, or or a combat veteran war hero.

Yup, yup, yep, yep, yep.

That was your last jump line message.

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