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When Campon Tim's unit started getting the calls,

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He damn near shit and left his outfit.

Now we must keep this fraud outside the White House walls.

Under Tampon Tim's leadership, high school kids in Minnesota have gone from smoking in the boy's room

to poking in the day-bems room.

Hey Howie, I'm a veteran of the War on Drugs era.

Sergeant Mejowalz, what the hell do we do now to town?

The men's barracks has run out of tampons.

Of course, he carried a weapon of war into battle.

It was cold, a tampon.

In the Battle of Witt, Pampon Timmy war hero Walt is shooting blank.

Okay, Kamala, I'll say it. I want Donald Trump to win.

Now you can go back to your word salad now.

That was your last jump line message.

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

You chump.

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