Chopped Chumps - 8.4.25

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🗓️ 4 August 2025

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. The Democrats from Texas aren't fleeing the state.
0:29.8	They're going to an honesty and government seminar in Illinois.
0:34.2	Sounds like everything's on the up and up to me.
0:37.4	ACLU. Aliens and Communist Lobbying Union.
0:40.3	Deep in the heart of Texas,
0:44.3	The Democrats cry, because they're gonna get caught in a lie.
0:48.3	Deep in the heart of Texas.
0:51.3	Howie, how come these illegally owned cats and dogs aren't being deported with their owners?
0:58.7	According to the Democrats, Sidney's sweetie bra size is 36 triple Ks.
1:04.5	Hey, Holly, do you think that guy up in old orchards got his social security cards from connecticut after burning through more
1:13.9	than 10 million bucks a day to lose comal is going to find campaign contributor contributors much more
1:21.5	willing to receive than give that was your last chump line message.
1:28.1	Thank you for calling Howie Car.
1:29.8	You chump.
1:31.2	The greatest dental office I've ever visited,
1:33.7	perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:36.8	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team
1:39.1	on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:41.2	Available wherever you get your Howie Car show podcasts.

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