Chopped Chumps - 8.28.25

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🗓️ 28 August 2025

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Looks like Bernie, Granny, Moundani, and the squad are the new leaders of this Marxist left facade.
0:32.2	Our number one job is to squash this mob, and then make am sure they shot their last wide.
0:38.3	Hey, Taylor Townsend, how dare you be disrespectful and show no class?
0:44.3	Don't you know when tennis you're supposed to smash your racket and hurl obscenities at the line judge?
0:50.3	Geech! Wait till you leave your country?
0:53.3	After suppressing crime in DC in two weeks time, it only took about 24 hours for Trump to make Cracker Barrel great again.
1:01.4	All right, so Elizabeth Banks is playing Karen Reid in the new series about her.
1:07.4	So are they going to get Don Nost to play Michael Parker?
1:10.7	And Meatballs Morrissey is going to be
1:12.6	played by either Brad Pitt, Pauley Shaw, or the Moschmable guy from Ghostbusters. Hey, Holly,
1:20.2	MS-13 Stanfield, Miguel Sanchez, and his 13 kids. Nancy Pelosi has an underlying medical condition.
1:28.8	Sometimes you feel like a man.
1:31.0	Sometimes you don't.
1:32.8	Alman, Joey's got nuts.
1:35.1	Mounds don't.
1:37.0	That was your last chump line message.
1:39.7	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:41.5	You chump.
1:42.3	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:48.4	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
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