Chopped Chumps - 8.28.23

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🗓️ 28 August 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	No indictments this week. I guess Hunter's been on his best behavior.
0:27.0	We don't want two buttons. We just want to go freedom riding.
0:34.0	We don't want to watch a country die. We just want to say bye Joe. Bye bye.
0:44.0	When my handlers said that they're concerned President Harris could be a drag on my 2020 mortgage again,
0:53.0	I told him I could remove any doubt by replacing Kamala with Michelle Obama.
1:00.0	Hey, this is Paddleboat Perry. Paddle it through while I'm ruining the United States.
1:05.0	Hey, any young guys out there want to come and join me in agriculture? I'm a Paddleboat?
1:11.0	Yep.
1:13.0	Just think how much worse it would have been for Teddy Kennedy if the official report had said that Mary Joe
1:18.5	could pick these clothes were found separate from the body as was Obama's chef clothes.
1:25.5	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling How We Car. You chump.
1:31.5	Chop chumps was brought to you by our cheap bastard deals. Go to HowWeCarsShow.com and click on Store to get half-priced gift cards for everything from restaurants to breweries to spas.
1:41.5	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!

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