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Chopped Chumps - 8.27.25

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Howie Carr

News, Daily News, Politics, News Commentary

4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 27 August 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242.  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

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0:05.6

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0:10.1

available wherever you get your at a cracker barrel.

0:31.1

And she's going to drop her latest album release.

0:33.3

It's called Divorce.

0:35.0

Howie.

0:36.0

J.B. Princess said that he doesn't need Trump's national god in Chicago, but he did ask Trump

0:41.4

if he could have some more all-you-could-eat-a-fay.

0:44.5

I am John Bolton.

0:47.1

Look like a walrus.

0:49.6

Coo-cook-cac-coo.

0:52.4

Kamala says she eats no for breakfast.

0:56.0

I hope she's hungry.

0:57.2

She's got a lot of nose coming her way.

0:59.8

Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift are getting married.

1:03.3

The wedding will be officiated by the National Football League.

1:07.2

Adam Schiff's chances of being a leader in the Democratic Party took a big hit this week when DNC chairman Ken Martin said that he's sick and tired of his party bringing a pencil neck to a knife fight.

1:21.6

Hey, Howie, so the fake Indian had high cheekbones that makes her an Indian. I got a hell of a sunburn.

1:28.4

Does that make me an Indian, too?

1:30.9

That was your last chump line message.

1:33.6

Thank you for calling Howie Carr.

1:35.3

You chump.

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