Chopped Chumps - 8.26.25

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🗓️ 26 August 2025

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0:00.0	Trump is absolutely out of his mind.
0:15.0	How dare he use the National Guard to make the United States safer?
0:19.5	Objecting to people having two primary
0:21.3	residents, you clearly don't understand
0:23.9	the bipolar mental health problem.
0:27.0	I should explain it to you.
0:28.4	And I should explain it to you.
0:30.6	Howie, crack a barrel.
0:32.6	Does that mean that's a bunch of white people
0:34.5	at a distillery?
0:36.1	Given the pushback, Donald Trump is getting about cleaning up the crime in Chicago.
0:40.8	He ought to offer to run for mayor when his presidential term is up in a few years.
0:46.3	They love that.
0:48.1	Lisa Cook still thinks she's a Federal Reserve governor.
0:51.0	Just like Stacey Abrams thinks she's the incumbent two-term governor of Georgia.
0:55.6	For the first time in 13 days, there was a murder in D.C. And the liberals rejoice.
1:05.3	That was your last chump line message. Thank you for calling Howie Carr. You chump.

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