Chopped Chumps - 8.26.24

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🗓️ 26 August 2024

⏱️ 2 minutes

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0:00.0	Chop Chumps is brought to you by our cheap bastard deals.
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0:08.0	restaurants to breweries to spas.
0:10.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap.
0:13.0	The deals are endless. If you want to locate the Harris-Waltz campaign, look for the big yellow bus that's covered in van diagrams.
0:32.0	To show respect and honor the Marines killed at Abigate,
0:35.0	today Brandon is going to look at his watch 13 times.
0:38.0	When I was having trouble with Tamp, Major, and Commander.
0:44.0	Tony, the science pouchy, advised me that Beagles were a lot easier to control
0:51.0	than German Shepherds.
0:53.0	Joe Biden still keeping the vigorous schedule of going from vacation to vacation.
0:58.0	Kamala Harris's campaign is an evolving paradigm.
1:03.3	Her model can't debate without a cheat sheet.
1:06.3	She couldn't pass the second grade's math test without a cheat sheet.
1:09.6	I'm 8 years old.
1:10.6	I should know.
1:11.8	Trump's wrong.
1:13.0	Ackman the dead terrorists would make a good president.
1:16.0	Jeff Dunnam could be vice president.
1:18.0	Bubba Jay could be Secretary of Defense.
1:21.0	And Walter could be the Secretary of State.
1:25.0	That was your last chump line message.
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