Chopped Chumps - 8.22.25

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🗓️ 22 August 2025

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0:00.0	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you to be prepared. Get ready with ReadyWise. Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase. Thank you.
0:02.0	Bye Bhop
0:00.9	Bhop
0:01.6	Bhop
0:01.9	Bhop
0:02.9	Bhop Professor, we're expecting very high temperatures out in California.
0:03.7	I wonder what the betting line is as to what country Mayor Bass will be flying to.
0:32.6	One sure-fired way to agitate the swamp creatures and turn them into maniacal screechers
0:39.3	is say what you do and do what you say, which is one of Trump's most prominent features.
0:46.4	When they asked Trump about the raid, you should have been like Obama said, yeah, I read it in the paper this morning.
0:53.1	Gavin Newsom, on a Zoom call with Texas Democrat Nicole Collier, just proves that men don't belong in women's bath.
0:59.2	Hey, Howie, I don't care that my son's not a straight-A student.
1:05.9	He's the best player on the girls' varsity lacrosse team at his high school ball.
1:10.4	That was your last chump line message.
1:17.8	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:20.6	You chump.
1:22.3	Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.
1:23.8	It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.
1:28.2	Get ready with ReadyWise.
1:30.6	Go to ReadyWise.com and use code how we tend to get 10% off your next purchase.

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