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Mayor Greg Adams has made a brilliant decision

to house some illegals in a vacant prison.

It's the only Roman board for this invading horde.

Yet in spite of his foresight, he's still facing derision.

Now that he's been exposed, Hunter Biden is just a listless bagman.

Oh, God, this is Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I want to tell you that I am going to be in a no-movie.

It will be about the life of Chris Christie.

It will be called the Blovenator. He won't be back.

Hey, how you doing, Mayor? Hey, how you doing? It's Pellable Pellable Barry here.

Hey, see what you're doing? Hey, Pellable Barry, just telling you,

I'm looking for a new help here out there for ten.

And Taylor, you'd be ideal for a position.

I'd like to look you guy like to work for me. Pellable Barry, signing off.

That was your last jump line message.

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