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Chopped Chumps - 8.18.25

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Howie Carr

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4.61.5K Ratings

🗓️ 18 August 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you!  Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0

Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets. It's incumbent upon you Subway Subthrower with the pink shirt.

0:32.6

There had to be a sit-inch because he looks like he'd never waste a 12-inch.

0:36.6

Comey seems to think being a Swifty is a get-out-of-jail-free card.

0:42.7

First Minnesota put tampons in the men's rooms.

0:46.2

Now the Vikings cheerleaders have nuts instead of looms.

0:50.1

And what would Tim Walls making all the calls?

0:52.6

The people of the state have no idea what looms.

0:56.3

I heard France offered to send troops to Ukraine.

1:01.0

But Zelensky said, no thanks.

1:03.1

They're only getting away.

1:04.8

The Minnesota Vikings male cheerleader is also known as the Minnesota Viqueen.

1:10.1

Today, Trump proved once again that there's so much better than Biden on the world stage.

1:15.6

Started with the fact that he actually can find the stage.

1:18.8

Bill Biden had a minor incursion in his pants.

1:23.2

That was your last chump line message.

1:25.9

Thank you for calling Howie Car.

1:27.7

You chump.

1:29.3

Global unrest is battering the food supply chain in the energy markets.

1:33.5

It's incumbent upon you to be prepared.

1:35.9

Get ready with ReadyWise.

1:37.6

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