Chopped Chumps - 8.17.23

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🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 2 minutes

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These Chumps won't tip an island over if you get all of them to one side. Tune in every weekday at 5:00 every evening to hear the best chumps submitted by loyal listeners like you. Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 at 844-500-4242

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0:10.0	The deals are endless, and they are cheap!
0:23.0	Mayor Wu should bring back the combat zone. It was safer.
0:28.0	Joe Biden is challenging people to name one thing he has in the accomplished. How about stealing safe with my kids around you?
0:35.0	Don't confuse my stance on Hunter's gun possession with legislation I sponsored as a Roman Senator.
0:44.0	I'm against ghost guns, but Hunter didn't have a ghost gun. Not even one made by Casper. The friendly ghost.
0:53.0	On the island of Miley, all the voters of Biden went to one side of the island and would have flipped over.
0:58.0	Once the fight was over, back to the other side of the island and put it up right. No joke!
1:03.0	How many times can you indict a man before a people see it?
1:10.0	It's a scam! See, answer my friend! It's a fight dynamics in the sea!
1:17.0	The answer is a fight dynamics in the sea!
1:22.0	So shoplifting at Guamps, take a dump on the sidewalk, break in to Paul and Nancy Pelosi's Nob Hill townhouse.
1:30.0	What are three things that's okay to do in San Francisco?
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1:37.0	Thank you for calling Howie Car! You chump!
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1:50.0	The deals are endless and they are cheap!

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