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To the person that posted in Fulton County, Trump's charges while the grand jury was still meeting, a sure sign of...

On Friday, Merrick Garland announced a special prosecutor has been assigned a hundred bites.

For those of you who don't know what that means, it means Trump's gonna get indicted again.

Hey Howie, you think there will be appropriations made to hookers due to the shortage of hotel rooms?

This kind of second might be damaging to the income there, but that's dead as well.

Howie, hey big guy, how's the weather up there in the case?

Uh-oh, I think we might have just spent two billion dollars to Ukraine!

Well, I have to say about howie, yes, if you can't stand the burn bits, they're killed.

Oh, stop playing with cheeky dorkers.

I'm getting trouble with the law.

Oh yeah, oh yeah.

Is that I'm treated like a bite?

The proof is in the checklist.

That was your last chump line message.

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You chump.

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