Chopped Chumps - 8.13.25

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🗓️ 13 August 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
0:05.6	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car,
0:10.1	available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts. Donald Trump could wipe out the entire Democrat Party in minutes.
0:30.0	Just by tweeting he's in favor of breathing.
0:32.8	Bernie's on a tear about the oligarchy, all while flying private to spread his malarkey.
0:39.5	And while this phony pouts his baloney, the turnout says his tour is headed for old Sparky.
0:45.9	Sheriff Tompkins resigning from the college board is like Howie Carr resigning from Channel 7.
0:54.0	Hey, you know where you can stick that whistle?
0:56.0	The only time Democrats want law and order is Thursday nights on NBC.
1:01.0	Don, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun.
1:03.0	I watched the replay a WMBA game.
1:07.0	I put it in slow motion.
1:09.0	It was a second dildo shooter in the upper deck behind the assy knoll.
1:15.1	Hey, Howie, we have an endemic rat problem.
1:20.5	That was your last chump line message.
1:23.3	Thank you for calling Howie Carr.
1:25.0	You chump.
1:26.4	The greatest dental office I've ever visited, perfect smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire, is growing.
1:32.0	Learn more about Dr. Bruce Houghton and his team on Meet the Experts with Howie Car.
1:36.4	Available wherever you get your Howie Car Show podcasts.

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