Chopped Chumps - 7.8.25

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🗓️ 9 July 2025

⏱️ 2 minutes

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Don’t miss our daily dose of laughter! Tune in every weekday at 5:00 PM to hear the funniest chumps submitted by you, our loyal listeners. Want to be featured? Send us your best one-liners between noon and 4 PM at 844-500-4242. We can’t wait to hear from you! Visit the Howie Carr Radio Network website to access columns, podcasts, and other exclusive content.

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0:00.0	This podcast is brought to you by Perfect Smiles in Nashua, New Hampshire.
0:03.9	Do what I did and update your smile.
0:06.1	Call 844 a perfect smile.
0:09.4	When you change your smile, you change your life.
0:31.6	More than you. Mora Healy can have the money as long as she doesn't spend it on electric school buses. Hey, Howie, not for nothing.
0:35.6	Poor Chloe, she sleeps with the fishes.
0:39.3	Kabish.
0:41.3	Howie, you misunderstood.
0:44.3	Blondie didn't say she has a list.
0:47.3	She said she has a Lisp, you know, like you.
0:51.3	Protesters against foreigners taking over real estate in Mexico City are only 505 years too late to do anything about Ernan Cortez.
1:03.0	When it comes to the White House lawn, I'll take a beach and flyover.
1:07.0	U.S. seatbikes over funny rabbit and men flashed in their food.
1:11.6	Oh, you beautiful bill, you one big beautiful bill.
1:17.6	Rocking task to dance for the working man, making be subject to the market again.
1:23.6	Oh, you beautiful bill, you great big beautiful bill. And I don't mean Clinton.
1:35.1	This podcast is brought to you by Perfect Smiles in Nashville, New Hampshire. Do what I did
1:43.9	and update your smile.
1:45.5	Call 844 a perfect smile.
1:48.8	When you change your smile, you change your life.

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